Sherlock-Notorious

(Disclaimer, this story involves a girl getting a big, upset tummy from eating way too many sweets! If that's not you're thing, then you may want to find something else to read). One more sweep of the mop and… done! Noelle set the mop off to the side before effortlessly picking up a desk and returning it to its rightful place. She then reorganized everything on the desk's top, leaving it just the way it had been before she started her cleaning frenzy. She stepped back, admiring her handiwork—everything looked so sparkly clean! Master Jean will certainly be happy with how prestine her office looks now. Noelle gathered up her cleaning supplies and left the room, running through her to-do list in her head. She still needed to help Lisa reorganize books in the library, do laundry, tend to the trees in the gardens, repair some of Fischl and Lumine's clothes (she still didn't know why all those outfits had large tears right at the midsection—it seemed odd for them all to be torn at the

Cooking With Satori There was a problem at the Palace of Earth Spirits. “Growl…” Satori was hungry. Very hungry. It had all started when she had stumbled upon a book in a little visit to Patchouli. The thing that impressed her most in her little visit was Patchouli, who had definitely stopped being little a long time ago. Satori’s sight had been enveloped by an object most massive, mayhaps even more massive than your mother, a true blob of lard to compete amongst the truest balls of lard. A massive mass of ass as big as an ass’ ass asininely swinging as the top half only exists to consume everything in and out of sight… Such a sight was quite the unforgettable sight indeed. Having seen Patchouli’s situation, and most importantly all the food surrounding her, Satori had gotten curious on making a little something for herself. Not to indulge of course, Satori would just make a little treat for herself. With a borrowed cookbook she marched forth to manifest her destiny, her intent